- Debate to begin with each candidate escorted through arena and presented onstage by father
- Few softball questions about stripping millions of Americans of health insurance and right to marry
- Moderators to enforce rules giving candidates equal time to talk over each other
- The complete implosion of at least one human being’s hopes and dreams
- Koch brothers to outfit Scott Walker with tracking bracelet to ensure he doesn’t wander far from talking points
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