Quelkaima's Devilspeak: March 2016

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Never thought I’d say this, but I’m already missing Coppy.

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bizarrodf:staff: we say replies are back but the motherfucker...

staff:

we say replies are back but the motherfucker who is reblogging this STILL DOESN’T HAVE REPLIES but somehow can still edit reblogs even though we said we took that shit out, now we’re off to loosen our tie belts and make another dark sacrifice to John Green

wow thanks tumblr staff thats so nice of you!!!

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itswalky:HE IS RISENHE IS RISEN, INDEED!

itswalky:

HE IS RISEN

HE IS RISEN, INDEED!

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Tagged: Transformers, pictures

breelandwalker:saxypone:the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:dnotive:ch...

breelandwalker:

saxypone:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

dnotive:

chisanaai:

wtpyrofreak:

sorcererlance:

arielinkawaiiland:

dreamofserenity626:

jwblogofrandomness:

jbwarner86:

askmichigan:

#southern Michigan problems

Southern MIchigan? You mean this isn’t just a Massachusetts/Rhode Island thing?

Hold it, I’m pretty sure this is a Virginia thing too. How many states does this thing air in anyway?

We got this in California. It’s been around for years.

Ehem Wisconsin’s in the mix here!

seen it here in South Florida too

It’s in Maryland too!

It IS an empire!

this tune was engrained into my memory

do and of you remember the 2-D animated one?

Minnesota too

NEW YORK

WASHINGTON OH CHRIST

IT WAS IN PENNSYLVANIA TOO!

It’s nation-wide. North Carolina representing.

The guy that says “Today” died a couple years ago, though they still use his voice and likeness in those 3D animations. He was the long-time spokesman for the company.

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Tagged: 800-588-2300, Empire Today, videos

Smut

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Tagged: ProJared, pokemon, I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

botttlemouseh:aluox:There’s probably more but these are the ones...

botttlemouseh:

aluox:

There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!

Have fun everyone!

For real though. Messing with peoples emotions is mad uncool. Just tape pictures of fish to their backs instead

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Tagged: pictures, April Fools Day, This blog is strictly a no pranking zone on April 1.

cellard00rs:@donnanoblerocks

cellard00rs:

@donnanoblerocks

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Tagged: videos, music, Michael Jackson, unmute this please

Photo

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Tagged: pictures, Vote for Deez Nuts

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

lashtonshipslarry:I SPIT MY DRINK OUT

lashtonshipslarry:

I SPIT MY DRINK OUT

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madamebomb:thathomestar:animatorzee:nowtrytherest:Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and...

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Tagged: video games, gifs

mercedesbenzodiazepine:I got heartburn and acid reflux just from...

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I got heartburn and acid reflux just from looking at this like how much do you have to hate yourself to do this

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Tagged: pictures, booze, wtf

"My faith is in the McDonald’s dollar menu"

“My faith is in the McDonald’s dollar menu” - Our chaotic neutral Rogue when creating...

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Tagged: tabletop shenanigans, Dollar Menunaire, now all I can see is the animated guy with the Ron Jeremy stache, good jorb

becausebirds:The sound your rooster makes when it is running low...

datcatwhatcameback:THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS is relevant.

datcatwhatcameback:

THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS is relevant.

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Tagged: mental health, pictures, comics, truth

professorthorgi:I apologize to all my DC fans, but after seeing...

professorthorgi:

I apologize to all my DC fans, but after seeing Batman V Superman I just had an uncontrollable need to reblog this.

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Tagged: gifs, DC, Marvel

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

yamino:cartoonbuttplug:stinkyhat:rimbodump:Yesterday episode of...

writing is either

distractionsetcetera: or there is nothing in between.

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Tagged: gifs, writing, truth

muerteconleche:rodcocker:therationalnational:The birds...

elfzelda:Pink Links ↳ Requested by Anonymous

elfzelda:

Pink Links

↳ Requested by Anonymous

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Tagged: pictures, Pink Hair Link

Monday, March 28, 2016

ohgodhesloose:It took me a minute…

ohgodhesloose:

It took me a minute…

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Tagged: pictures, Feeling old yet?

outofcontextdnd:Dwarf: I try to one-up the wizard by picking the lock, even though I’ve got the...

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Tagged: tabletop shenanigans, fanfiction

weloveshortvideos:That’s one sexy sponge.

weloveshortvideos:

That’s one sexy sponge.

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Tagged: videos, birb, this is the quality content I signed up for

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

“So anyway Clark, how is your sex life”

*Bruce goes up to rooftop*
“I did not hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit! I did not hit her! *Throws water* I did naaaaht.

Oh hi Clarke!”

“So what do you think of the Bat-vigilante in Gotham”

“HAHAHAHA!

What a story Clark!”